Hey baby, you said that you loved me, spent a thousand bucks on me; sure made it easy to tell,
Hey baby, if you had to think twice, well, you'd better forget it, 'cause I'm forgotten well.

Three-legged dog hobbling in the backyard; I don't mind at all,
Three-legged dog; cat-chasing is hard, but I can't forget that she paid for it all.

Hey, ooh,
Hey, ooh,
Hey, ooh, ooh.