Parody of "Pleasant Valley Sunday" by The Monkees
(Revelation 16:16, 17:13-14, 19:11-21, 20:7-10, Ezek. 38, 39)

The global clock moves down to zero
While the armies march along
They surround Israel's weakened sides
They're just about to throw their bombs
In Armageddon Valley someday (someday)
Christ returnin' in the air
Rows of thousands that have called His name
And no-one seems too scared
Jesus displays His power today
He's got His soldiers on platoon
They met the Beast who can't believe
He got defeated there so soon
In Armageddon Valley someday (someday)
Fiercest battle in the land
Bible explains about a war like this
But the simple don't understand
The future comforts those
Who know He won their souls
They're lookin' forward to this scene
Armageddon day
It ain't so far away
You need to change your loyalty