Parody of "Basket Case" by Green Day
(Matthew 24)

Do we have much time to live until we find
A lot of things are happening all at once
Crime and violence grow while earthquakes take their toll
Morality is low ... and what about AIDS'
Sometimes I think this world's asleep
Soon we just might be history
Signs keep adding up; I think I'm waking up
I'm not just paranoid; I'm not alone
I went to a bank to use the cash machine
What happens when those cash machines all shut down'
I went to Al Gore. He said Earth's life support
Has nearly been destroyed -- no cure can be found
Sometimes I think this world's asleep
Keep your eyes on the Middle East
Signs keep adding up; I think I'm waking up
I'm not just paranoid; I'm not alone
Christ will soon return, so you'd better know God