Parody of "Who's Your Daddy" by Toby Keith
(John 5:17-23, 6:44, 8:19, 8:38-59; Luke 16:13-15)

Well, here He comes knockin' on your side door baby
Yeah, the Son of God's on your side
I guess He called ya but ya'll weren't home for the hundredth time
Yeah, you look in Christ's Book right after Luke in John 8:1 through 59
It ain't so hard to find
The place He said you're either in the faith or sons of Belial
You read on, it's really tough to debate it
Don't you get it'
Yeah, I think He's waiting in the sky for you
You know, our Father up in Heaven
Choose your daddy, choose your savior
Choose somebody who's your friend
And choose the one God who you'll come runnin' to
When all the world's lies start crumblin'
Your god's your money, but God the Son, He
Says come to me; get saved from sin
Choose your daddy - who's your faith in'
Is it God or is it mammon'
You either belong to God above or to Satan
Which is it' Well, don't you get it'
If you wait then Satan decides for you
You know you gotta become repentant
Choose your daddy, choose your savior
Choose somebody, yeah, who's your friend
And choose the one God that you'll come runnin' to
Yeah, when the world's lies start crumblin'
He's God Almighty; just say, "Alrighty
Let's make it real the way You planned"
Choose your daddy - who's your faith in'
Is it God or is it man'
Choose your daddy - Luke 16 says
It's in God or it's in mammon