Song Lyrics

"Letterman"

by ApologetiX
Album: Ticked

Parody of "Better Man" by Pearl Jam
(Luke 6:46)

Late night, watching the TV, it's 12:00, we're watchin' David Letterman
With the Lord, we practice our routines as He opens the show, we roll over
Pretend we're dead just like Spot and Rover
The Bible gives us a top 10 list you can't find on Letterman
We do the stupidest human tricks you can't find on Letterman
Talkin' to our guests, we joke and jest, He sees our show, He's not impressed
Letters that we read, we throw them out the window
When the wordly turn on us on -- we cut to music as the band plays on
The Bible gives us a top 10 list you can't find on Letterman
We do the dumbest of human tricks you can't find on Letterman
We smile, but there's a big gap there you can't find on Letterman
We need somebody to fill it in you can't find on Letterman
He loves us -- Yeah -- He don't want some T.V. stage
We need Him -- Yeah -- then why do we act this way
Just like on Letterman -- Late Night with Letterman


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