Album Tracks
Wise Up And Rock
Artist: ApologetiX
  1. Working for the Weakened
  2. Working for the Weakened (parody of
  3. Your Lunch
  4. Your Lunch (parody of
  5. Keep Your Ham to Yourself
  6. Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of
  7. Don t Stop Till Egypt
  8. Don
  9. Judge
  10. Judge (parody of Jump)
  11. The Power Above
  12. The Power Above (parody of
  13. Monkeys for Uncles
  14. Monkeys for Uncles (parody of
  15. Too Much Grime on My Hands
  16. Too Much Grime On My Hands (parody of
  17. Hosanna
  18. Hosanna (parody of
  19. Jesse s Boy
  20. Jesse
  21. Dancing With the Ark
  22. Dancing With the Ark (parody of
  23. Fishin on a Pier
  24. Fishin
  25. Mister Christian
  26. Mister Christian (parody of
  27. Dude Would Like to Save Me
  28. Dude (Would Like to Save Me) (parody of
  29. The Atheists
  30. The Atheists (parody of
  31. Timeline
  32. Timeline (parody of
  33. 80 s Medley Octagon But Not Forgotten
  34. 80
Song Lyrics

"Monkeys for Uncles"

by ApologetiX
Album: Wise Up And Rock

"Now look at them Dodos" that's the way they view us They say that Christians are a dead species Then they worship macroevolution Monkeys for uncles in your history Now that ain't workin' after we refute it Then they tell you that the Bible's dumb Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur Maybe then a lizard was your mom

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links They've got to lose the Originator They've got to prove these other theories

That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug They're buggies, but listen here That little maggot could become an X-man That little maggot needs a billion years

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links They've got to use their imaginations They've got to prove these other theories Sure they mean well

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links Get God removed from the situation They've got to prove these other theories

They should've learned they're playin' with fire They could get burned, but they get numb Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man Ain't that guy handsome' And what's up with that' Who's that' Why's that annoy us' There ain't no right and wrong, we're like the chimpanzees Oh, that ain't workin' macroevolution Get your monkeys for uncles in your history

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links They've got to lose the Originator They've got to prove these other theories

That ain't workin', that's the way I view it I beg to differ on your empty theory That ain't workin' that's no way to prove it Get your monkeys for uncles in your history...

I want my, I want my, I want my missing links...


Romans 1:21

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Album Tracks
Wise Up And Rock
Artist: ApologetiX
  1. Working for the Weakened
  2. Working for the Weakened (parody of
  3. Your Lunch
  4. Your Lunch (parody of
  5. Keep Your Ham to Yourself
  6. Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of
  7. Don t Stop Till Egypt
  8. Don
  9. Judge
  10. Judge (parody of Jump)
  11. The Power Above
  12. The Power Above (parody of
  13. Monkeys for Uncles
  14. Monkeys for Uncles (parody of
  15. Too Much Grime on My Hands
  16. Too Much Grime On My Hands (parody of
  17. Hosanna
  18. Hosanna (parody of
  19. Jesse s Boy
  20. Jesse
  21. Dancing With the Ark
  22. Dancing With the Ark (parody of
  23. Fishin on a Pier
  24. Fishin
  25. Mister Christian
  26. Mister Christian (parody of
  27. Dude Would Like to Save Me
  28. Dude (Would Like to Save Me) (parody of
  29. The Atheists
  30. The Atheists (parody of
  31. Timeline
  32. Timeline (parody of
  33. 80 s Medley Octagon But Not Forgotten
  34. 80
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