Parody of "Never Been to Spain" performed by Three Dog Night and written by Hoyt Axton
(Romans 15:24; Acts 13-28)

Well, I've never been to Spain
But I finally might be goin'
I relayed that I'd be stayin' there
In my short note to the Romans
The 15th chapter, it comes right after
The 14th chapter, mm hmm
Well I headed for Galatia
Straight from Antioch Pisidia
Then Iconium, Lystra, Derbe
Bet you didn't know that, did ya'
In Lystra was Timothy, but I didn't take him with me
I was with Barnaby, Barnabus Jones
Met the apostles in Jerusalem
Then left with Silas for Galatia
Picked up Timothy in Lystra
Left for Bithynia and Asia
But God said no to us, so we left for Troas
Where we met Lucas, beloved doctor
LEAD
Well, I'd never been to prison
Till I went to Macedonia
In Phillipi we brought the house down
Then we met the Thessalonians
Bereans and Athenians, and then the Corinthians
Then back to Jerusalem and Antioch
When I finally preached in Ephesus
They were ready for to hear it
They'd already heard Apollos
But they didn't have the Spirit
I stayed three years with these
Then I went back through Greece
Jerusalem, then to Caes --area and Rome

Romans 15:24
I plan to do so when I go to Spain. I hope to visit you while passing
through and to have you assist me on my journey there, after I have
enjoyed your company for a while.