Parody of "No Rain" by Blind Melon
(2 Timothy 2:8,9)

All I can say is that my Bible's pretty plain
It's not that difficult to understand
And I've read it through and I think you should read it, too
But teachers at the school say it's not safe, it's not safe
Don't care what anyone may say to me
I'm gonna read it anyway
I know they'd like to get my teeth extracted
So I can't say what I have to say
And I don't understand why the people say
That I'm not separating church and state
When all that I do is read a book that says to me
To forgive my enemies and pray that they get saved
Get saved, get saved
Paul writes to me; he says in Second Timothy
You know the Gospel still gets through even if I'm in chains
It's not chained, it's not chained
I just want someone to explain to me
Why can't I read it anyplace'
You know I'd like to use my free speech rights today
So let me say what I have to say