puffed up so big
you'll snap like a twig
under the exorbitant weight
of his voluminous state
see him basking in glory
'cause he knows he worked for it
watch him bulging and heaving
this big boy ain't leaving
don't even think of tanning
on this part of the sand, man
not even charles atlas
can stand up to his vastness
'cause he's king of the beach
there's non so huge
you challenge, you'll lose
'cause he's bigger and badder
and wider and fatter
there ain't nobody doper
there ain't nobody deffer
if your comin' to this beach
then you can be sure that you'll suffer
he's sweatin' and swingin'
and swooin' the females
nobody can touch him
because he broke all the scales
king of the beach
hey big fella' watcha' doing
under that umbrella
i'm in sand castles i've made
far from rocks in the shade
oh, well that's nice
his mother and father
they don't even bother
'cause he's king of the beach