The band played, no one moved
They could not find the groove
I knew that, wouldn't last
Someone had to act fast
I took the mic for a moment
And that's when I s-ang

~Chorus~
(Whoa-oah)
This is no talent show
And the floor is ready to g-o
I know you want to dance
So come on while we have a ch-ance
(Wh-oa-oah)

All I heard, was a cough
I started to walk off
Then people, wanted more
As they all rushed the floor
I told the band to follow
That's when I s-ang

~Chorus~

This is no talent show
(Wh-oa-oah)
And the floor is ready to g-o
(Wh-oa-oah)
I know you want to dance
(Wh-oa-oah)
So come on while we have a ch-ance
(Wh-oa-oah)