Little Miss Guided
She sat down beside me to trick me
She said, "Don't believe in this God-fantasy"
She's a pixie
But God has a hat
And He said that it's an obligation
To safeguard your mind
It's a helmet He just calls salvation

Chorus #1:
Mind your mind, paisano
Mind your mind, paisano
When they tell you to do things
You don't want to do
Remember your faith
Is what makes you so cool
And you mind your mind,
paisano

Miss Understanding
She always is planning my ruin
Telling me lies
To hurt and criticize all I'm doin'
But oh, Demon Damsel
You're not half as handsome as wisdom
Plus a hat for my head
Full of things that God said
If I missed 'em

(Repeat Chorus #1)

Chorus #2:
Mind your mind, paisano
Mind your mind, paisano
When they call God a fake
And they call you a fool
Remember your faith
Is what makes you so cool
And you mind your mind,
paisano
Mind your mind, paisano