Glad we're together on the glory road,
Hey, let's go crazy and thicken the plot,
Can't back out now that we've paid our admission,
There's just one exit from the mystery spot,
We caught the Metro out in Tulsa,
Bought a steer horn at Pecan Joe's,
Saw the blue whale in Catoosa,
The reptile farm in Cuba, Mo,
If at the end of the line there ain't no pot-of-gold, just the Santa Monica pier,
Well, we loved our biscuits and gravy, and we learned to twirl a rope,
And enjoyed what we had while we were here.