Gonna have to pass by Wise Acres,
You can smell the fish fry at Wise Acres,
There aint no mysteries 'cause all the citizenry been writing history,
I don't mix with the chemistry at Wise Acres.
Wise Acres,
Wise Acres,
Wise Acres.

Says mayor Smart Alex, "There's a meeting in the hall"
For the very wise guys and the very wise girls conditioned to live in their Wise Acre world.

They're gonna put a fence 'round Wise Acres,
And in the end they'll tear down Wise Acres,
The truth would set them free, but no one there can see the greatest enemy is the exclusivity of Wise Acres. (Wise Acres)
Wise Acres, (Wise Acres)
Wise Acres, (Wise Acres)
Wise Acres. (Wise Acres)