Verse 1:

If my life's a show on God's TV
I wonder if it's shot in color
Sometimes I feel so black and white
All the episodes on my weekly show
Used to capture all the ratings
When the writers got it right
When He's watching, I'll be waiting
Wondering if He'll ever watch again

Chorus:

Cameras ready look alive
Hide your scripts we're counting down in five, four, three, two, one
The program's just begun
But we interrupt this scheduled show
To bring you something that you need to know
You've been with us since we began
You've always been our biggest fan
Thanks for tuning in tonight

Verse 2:

And if my life's a show on God's TV
He must be tired of the re-runs
The same thing every night
All the comedy