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What's up. This is Shawshank. Grrreeaaat neewws. Great news.
I been out here grindin', man. Just talked to the cousin-in-law of Will Smith's agent. There's a rumor going around... "I AM LEGEND 2". "I Am Legend 2". Guess who's producing it' Will Smith! Hip-hop! Hip-hop direct, and they're looking for - they're looking for a rapper. Now this is gonna be slightly like the Men In Black period, ok, EXCEPT we need a rap about zombies. Yes, zombies. Now here's a small, small catch. Small catch. They don't want it to sound like a real rapper, they want it to sound more like a zombie rapper, you know the "herber herber hibber hibber hobber her" you know, that type of thing. So it won't be your style, it'll be like a Zombie-PRo style. Call me back, call me back, call me back. Now! Call me back. You know the number. WE ON THE ROLL!