(Greetings)
(This, is our most serious song)

Rock stars need money
We can't live on bologna
Rock stars need money
And it comes from you

~Chorus~
Rock stars need money
We can't live on bologna, sandwiches
(We can try) but we'd really rather not you know

Rock stars need money
We can't live on bologna, sandwiches
Rock stars need money
And it comes from you (and you, and you and you and you)

~Chorus~

(And here's how you can help)
Ooo, buy our album
Ooo, or a t-shirt
Ooo a sticker, a poster, whatever
Just help us get through the w-eek yeah

'Cause Rock stars need money
We can't live on bologna, sandwiches
Rock stars need money
And it comes from you (and you, and you and you and you)

Rock stars need money
We can't live, on bologna, sandwiches
Rock stars need money
And it comes from you (and you, and you and you and you)
And you