Well I heard that your state could be sinkin'
Deep into the briny s-ea
Now all of them earthquakes got you thinkin'
About leaving Californee-ee
There's riots and there's flood and it's smoggy
Toxic waste on yonder beach
(Yahoo)
And all of them hippies down in Santa Cruz
Are startin' to suck just like a leach
(Hey man)

You're sick of sunshine and surfing
You've had all the tofu you can take
Well looky here, times a wastin'
You just move to the Centennial state

~Chorus~
Some people think your state is square
They're wrong just wait and s-ee
I walk a mile h-igh
Colorado's right for m-e

Ridin' on a cow can make you tired
And it gets a little cold
(That's true)
But if y'all could use a little swayin'
Here's somebody we found out in the parking lot
(Hi)

Riding rodeos
And square dancin'
You farm like mad all day
(A-h)
You might think that I'm lying
Shoot listen what Mark is gonna say

Well I'm an old smelly geezer
You know what rhymes with that
(No I don't)
If you've got a boil you can pick it
Get out of my yard and give me my chicken

~Chorus~

(Yodeling)

~Chorus~

(Speaking)
Thank you guys very very much.

Harray for Colorado,
Harray for school.


What are you doing man, we had them on our side,

(I know I'm sorry)

they liked us.

Ah, yeah.

Mike how are ya doing dude.

I'm doing good what's up'

Nothing much ah, there's all these
things I want to say to people.

I'm wondering, I'm wondering who came the furthest'

who what, who came the furthest'
That guy that's dressed like Colonel Sanders, I bet
he did. Where'd you come from, Colonel Sanders, Toronto.
France, (somebody from France right there), people from france'

I know Hey, That dude that looked like Abraham Lincolon last night'


Oh yeah the guy that looks like Abraham Lincolon that came
from Austrailia, who came from further than Austrailia'

New Hampshire'
Who came from really really far out'
That's far!

Allright I want to know who came from Lakewood'

How about Arora'
Arora is a mythical far-off land, it only exists in our minds.

This uh, this song uh,
(also about a mhythical far-off land)
It's about a mythical far-off land
North, yes, north of lakewood.