Hello, thank-you for purchasing this stereophonic LP on compact disc or cassette tape. (cassette tape...)

Over the next hour, you will experience songs recorded specifically for your listening pleasure, by Galactic Cowboys.

And, by the way, I'm Reuben.

Yo, check it,
Galactic Cowboys blowing it up in the year 2000,
Come on, y'all, it's a new sound for the new millennium,
Who wants to groove with the Cowboys' (alright)
Huh, you think you can groove' - Alright,
Let me hear you say "Squee," (squee)
"Quo." (quo)

I'm having the most perfect hallucination.