We've done our version of "Junior's Farm"
Thank-you, goodnight.

You should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand,
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand,
I was talking to an Eskimo,
Said he was hoping for a fall of snow,
When up jumped a sea lion, ready to go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low,
Low life, high life, go, let's go,
Take me down to junior's farm.
Take me back Taco.

At the Houses of Parliament everybody's talking 'bout the president,
We all chipped in for a bag of cement,
Olly Hardy should've had more sense,
He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence,
All for the sake of a couple of pence.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low,
Low life, high life, go, let's go,
Take me down to junior's farm,
Let's go, let's go,
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low,
Low life, high life, go, let's go,
Take me down to junior's farm,
Everybody tag along.

I took a bag into the grocery store,
The price is higher than the time before,
Old man asked me, "Why is it more'"
You should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand,
Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low, (down to junior's farm)
Low life, high life, go, let's go,
Take me down to junior's farm, (down to junior's farm)
Let's go, let's go,
Down to junior's farm where I want to lay low,
Low life, high life, go, let's go,
Take me down to junior's farm, (down to junior's farm)
Everybody tag along, (won't you tag along')
Take me down to junior's farm, right now.

Take me back,
Take me back,
I wanna go back, yeah,
Take me back,
Why don't you take me back'
I wanna go back, yeah.