Sailing on the ocean stewed,
Fell asleep while steering,
Kaptain Krude,
Had a bit too much of the brew,
There is a rock approaching,
Kaptain Krude.

Into the crystal water spewed a liquid devastation,
Kaptain Krude,
Spilling black into the blue,
Why have the fish stopped swimming'
Kaptain Krude.

Take a slide on the slick,
Take a swim and you'll stick,
Take a ride with Kaptain Krude,
Take a slide on the slick,
Take a swim and you'll stick,
Take a ride with Kaptain Krude,
Take a slide on the slick,
Take a swim and you'll stick,
Take a ride with Kaptain Krude,
Take a slide on the slick,
Take a swim and you'll stick,
Take a ride with Kaptain Krude,
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, Kaptain Krude.

Kaptain,
Krude.

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, Kaptain Krude,
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, Kaptain Krude,
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.