N-I-N-T-E-N-D-O, lock the doors, bar the windows, I'm thinking 'bout one thing this week though, Mario
Bros. 1 through 3, and Tetris and Metroid, I destroyed, I'm the best boy, bring it your chest boy, next up, Legend of Zelda, then hit it up with a little bit of Double Dribble, 2 points, 3 points, 2 buttons, don't touch it, I'm rough with it, switch from B to A to A to B with the speed, don't play with me, digits are blistered again, soak them in vinegar and linament, then begin again, sensai of Ninja Gaiden, I've been playing it since ten, Kung Fu guru, 8-bit Mega Man, malevolant manic competitor, I'm a veteran at it, if you know better than that then sit down and go practice, "Oh he's the baddest!", thanks Mom, aren't you glad to know your son's the bomb at something, it's better than nothing, at least it ain't dragons