Whoa,
Whoa. (edit)

Sofa logic.

So I'm not so smart when you look at me, but there's more than you can see right here,
I got a plan that kicks, gonna make me rich and buy an awfully big amount of beer,
It can be mine; one day I will succeed, but for the present I am content, and I can learn a lot from this TV.

Do you want a soda pop'
Tea doesn't take you to the top, yeah, you see. (what you talking about')

Twenty-four hours in a given day, and you multiply that by nine,
Times ten, times four means the cash will pour into my lap, and keep me feeling fine,
Yeah, good things come to those who get up for the chase,
And one of these days I'll get myself in gear, but there's a little problem I now face.

It's that I'm not myself, I just can't understand,
Compromise has got way out of hand,
Sofa logic,
I'm not myself, I just can't understand,
Compromise has got way out of hand,
Just can't see what's ailing me,
Stagnation maybe, do, re, mi.

(hit me)

Sofa logical,
Sofa logical.

Now that my hopes are sinking, I've done some big rethinking: maybe this is not my kind of work, (ditch work, let's play)
I need it fast and easy, I don't wanna be too busy; that's the way I've always planned,
But now I find that...

Sofa logic.
(ditch work, let's play)
(ditch work, let's play)

Whoa,
Whoa,
Sofa logical, (whoa)
Sofa logical, (whoa)
Sofa logical, (whoa)
Sofa logical, (whoa)
Sofa, hey,
Oh, sofa logical.

Look a the times, are you surprised'
Realise when times are changing, morals rearranging,
Christianity degrading and fading, then giving in,
Yo, put a stop to the monster within,
Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, you enjoyed the ride,
Black/white, left or right,
Can't hide so best decide,
Be classy in the place to be: hanging at the mic with the Pick posse.

Come help me off this sofa, excuse the mess now, would you'
I've hit inspiration: I'll save the human race from all its greed and its disgrace, as long as someone offers me the right amount,
Now I need some help.

'Cause I'm not myself, I just can't understand,
Compromise has got way out of hand,
Sofa logic,
I'm not myself, I just can't understand,
Compromise has got way out of...

Hey, sofa,
Sofa, (hey)
Sofa, (just can't see what's ailing me) (hey)
Sofa, (the right amount)
Sofa, (the right amount, the right amount) (hey)
Sofa, (hey)
Sofa. (I got a plan that kicks) (hey) (so)

Sofa logical.

Pack it up.