I know just what you're thinking, I see it in your eyes,
You think I'm just like all those other guys,
You think I'm only in this for money or for fame,
All us religious guys are all the same,
Well, I'm not here to shove it down your throat,
'Cause, after all, we're all in the same boat.

I'm just a beggar telling another beggar where to fit,
I'm a reporter with important news,
A witness testifying the truth, so help me God,
I'm a cosmic mailman with a letter for you.

Why don't I mind my business'
Why can't I keep it to myself'
Why don't I go harass somebody else'
But I can't let you go on,
Can't let you turn and walk away without you hearing what I've got to say,
No, I'm not trying to shove it down your throat, no,
'Cause, after all, we're all in the same boat.

I'm just a beggar telling another beggar where to fit,
I'm a reporter with important news,
A witness testifying the truth, so help me God,
I'm a cosmic mailman with a letter for you, for you.

And you can cover up your ears and tell me you don't want to hear,
Ignoring it won't make it disappear.

Well, I'm not here to shove it down your throat, (I'm not here to shove it down your throat)
'Cause, after all, we're all in the same boat.

I'm just a beggar telling another beggar where to fit,
I'm a reporter with important news,
A witness testifying the truth, so help me God,
I'm a cosmic mailman with a letter for you, for you.