Late for work,
The boss is on me,
I have only just clocked in,
My desk is a hopeless clutter,
Doomed before I even begin,
I really hate this job,
I would rather stay in bed,
I pray the boss will kick, then I will be boss instead.

They call me Mr. Hitler when they talk behind my back,
They call me Mr. Hitler, but I'm stating just the facts,
You can call me Mr. Hitler but I'm righteous in my rage,
I'll shoot you down if you don't get out of my way.

Hookers, lawyers, pimps, drug dealers bring my city to its knees,
Pinko judge says, "Not guilty"
Freed on technicalities,
I'm an ordinary man,
I believe in wrong and right,
If it were up to me I would have them shot on sight.

They call me Mr. Hitler when they talk behind my back,
Call me Mr. Hitler, but I'm stating just the facts,
You can call me Mr. Hitler but I'm righteous in my rage,
I'll shoot you down if you don't get out of my way.

Late again,
The boss is fuming,
It doesn't mean a thing to me,
The heat is on,
Think I'm crazy'
Soon they could be history,
I have got a little answer to their hopeless, little lives,
I'll invite them all to dinner, convince them right between the eyes.

You can call me Mr. Hitler, but you won't hurt my pride,
I may be Mr. Hitler, but God is on my side,
You can call me Mr. Hitler 'cause I'm righteous in my rage,
I'll shoot you down if you don't get out of my way,
I'll shoot you down if you don't get out of my way.