Saw a man a walking just the other day
Saw a man a talking and this is what he say
(What he said to me)
He said, son your hair is real short
But in the back it's long
Well if it is and it really is then
You can sing my mullet song
(Then he said to me)

Chorus
Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on'
Do you got a mullet'
Is it beautiful, big and long'
Well, if you got a mullet there's no need to hide
Cause its plain to see just so plain to me
That we just need mullet pride

I said sir I have a question
There's a question that I must ask
Why is it when I go out in public why do
These people stop and laugh'
The answer to your question
It's just so plain to me
The problem is just with these kids
They got mullet jealousy
(Then he said to me)

Chorus

The moral of the story,
It goes a little something like this
If you got a mullet, it's a haircut, not a fish
So when you wear your mullet,
Just remember this little fact
A mullet is business in the front
And a party in the back
(Now everybody sing)

Chorus

La la la la la la la
Now play that cowbell!
La la la la la la la


Written by J. Sorrentino ?KJFiveTwoMusic (SESAC) / BEC Recordings Music (SESAC)