I had to play a gig in Frisco,
I received my ticket in the mail,
The rest of the band was already there waiting,
I didn't have a guitar case or bill of sale.

Somebody please explain where we're going in this big jet plane,
Somebody try and see who took my guitar away from me.

I stepped inside and the stewardess smiled,
When I sat down she said my seat was wrong,
I looked up to see if she'd redirect me,
But the airline girl and my guitar were gone.

Somebody please explain where we're flying in this big jet plane,
Somebody try and see who took my guitar away from me.

Somebody please explain where we're flying in this big jet plane,
Somebody try and see who took my guitar away from me,
Somebody please explain where we're going in this big jet plane,
Somebody try and see who took my guitar away from me.