She hit him in the mouth,
She knocked him to the ground,
Some smart cop said, "I'm gonna take you to jail, if it was the other way around,"
She stole his money from out of his jeans,
She said, "Hey, just don't bother me; it was mine from the beginning."

All she really ever wanted to do was show off her tattoo.

Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I, can I'
Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I'

She had two kids bouncing on his bed,
One yelled, "Hey, that's my mom"
The other one: "Fix the Nintendo, I said,"
You wanted a cab; she said, "No way, you're not gonna go...or else,"
I tell you, who would think she'll pay'

All she really ever wanted to do was show off her tattoo.

Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I, can I, can I'
Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I, can I, can I'

All she ever really wanted to do was show off her tattoo,
All she really ever wanted to do was show off her tattoo.

Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I, can I, can I'
Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
Can I, can I, can I, can I'
Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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Can I, can I, can I, can I catch a cab'
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