I have a permanent stain, it's soiled into the grain,
I try to wash it again,
I'm scrubbing, soaking it in,
The bleach is wearing it thin,
This thing is dirty as sin,

And I try...everything I see and I find another way to do,
And I find...lay it at your feet when I finally give it up to you.

I am new and improved, better than the old one,
Shiny bright and golden,
I am new and improved, woven even stronger,
Lasts a little longer, and the old familiar turns to old and grey.

This load I carry around, I feel it tumbling down,
It's spinning, cycling 'round,
My grip is loosening still,
I'm turning over my will,
The gentle cleansing until...

And I try...everything I see and I find another way to do,
And I find...lay it at your feet when I finally give it up to you.

I am new and improved, better than the old one,
Shiny bright and golden,
I am new and improved, woven even stronger,
Lasts a little longer, and the old familiar turns to old and grey,
From the old and faithful I have walked away.

I am new and improved, better than the old one,
Shiny bright and golden,
I am new and improved, woven even stronger,
Lasts a little longer.

I am new and improved, better than the old one,
Shiny bright and golden,
I am new and improved, woven even stronger,
Lasts a little longer.

New and improved, better than the old one,
Shiny bright and golden,
New and improved, woven even stronger,
Lasts a little longer.