John Barrymore, Jr.
A weird guy
Sixteen cats and a dog
Drinkin' beer from a bowl

John Barrymore, Jr.
A weird guy
Wearin' golf shoes down the hall
With the spikes still inside

We're ready for our acting lesson
You taught McQueen
You taught McQueen
Over your knee now to get a spanking
Like Jimmy Dean
Your sweet Jimmy Dean

John Barrymore, Jr.
A weird guy
Sixteen cats and a dog
Drinkin' beer from a bowl

We're ready for our acting lesson
You taught McQueen
You taught McQueen
Over your knee now to get a spanking
Like Jimmy Dean
Your sweet Jimmy Dean