(See, we're not in a church tonight, so it's okay.)

(This is wrong. If there's any people out there about to be married, this is for you. How's that' - I spiritualised it.)

I keep my pants up with a piece of twine,
I keep my fly wide open all the time,
I keep the end out for the tie that binds,
Because you're mine, you pull the twine.

(I told you they wouldn't like it; they're offended.)

(You're gonna walk out, thankyou. Let's do that other...alright, now we're gonna do a serious song.)