Gossip now has got your ears - drive a wedge that lasts for years,
Charge a card better then a cheque - now in debt up to your neck,
In the dark you park your car - soon your hands are roaming far,
You know how to drink and drive - will the kid you hit survive'

See a birdie in the air,
Build a bird nest in your hair,
When temptation comes you say, "Why not take it all the way'"

Got a little mad and cussed - soon your witness will go bust,
It won't hurt to sip some Mich - six pack later, feeling sick,
Nurse a little bitterness - make your neighbour eat your fist,
Tell a joke about some gay - keep a lost soul from the way.

See a birdie in the air, ( I see it)
Bild a bird nest in your hair,
When temptation comes you say, "Why not take it all the way'"

Be real cool, hang with the guys - tease the fat girl 'til she cries,
Can't hold on to any cash - spend the tithe of God on trash,
No big deal to smoke some pot - keep it up, your mind will rot,
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