Lyrics:

Met a girl in the parking lot and all I did was say 'hello'
Her pepper spray made it rather hard for me to walk her home
But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again, was it love at first sight'
After I walked by and you caught my eye'
Didn't you know love could shine this bright'
Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights

Met a girl with an icy charm but when Beauty met the Beast, he froze
Got the sense I was not her type by the black eye and bloody nose
But I guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again, was it love at first sight'
After I walked by and you caught my eye'
Didn't you know love could shine this bright'
Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights

It's suffocating to say, but the female mystique takes my breath away
So give me a smile or give me a sneer 'cause I'm trying to guess here

Tell me again, was it love at first sight'
After I walked by and you caught my eye'
Didn't you know love could shine this bright'
I'm sorry I ever tried
Tell me again, was it love at first sight'
After I walked by and you caught my eye'
Didn't you know love could shine this bright'
If life was a game, you would never play nice
If love was a beam, you'd be blind in both eyes
Put your sunglasses on 'cause you're the deer in the headlights