Thank you for speaking quietly
And please enjoy our wide variety
We've just raise our late fees to update our database
Good luck finding anything thing it's like a wild goose chase
The Dewey system works and it's what we use here
Its based upon decimal and is quite clear
No need to get excited ' please calm down sir
You can leave a suggestion in the box if you prefer

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Cause we're ' shouting in the library
And we're ' getting flack from Rosemary
You may think that it's a contradiction
But we'll sing and dance near the science fiction

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All the people shout:
'Gum drops, silly string, wall street journal
Hula hoops, skip-its, popcorn kernel
Talking teddy bears and sucking down some squeeze-its
Little Debbies under table hoping no one ever sees it
huge encyclopedias in the reference section
you can't check em out but they have a nice selection
The little film strips on the reel to reel players
And it's all financed by the friendly taxpayers

Can you please ask your friends to get off the tables'
The kids are having story time and can't hear their fables
This is your last chance, I'll revoke your library card
That's ok, I don't have one, I've already been barred

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(heys)

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Shouting in the library (x3)