Where do you get your information'

On the line again, thought you were a good friend,
Talking hearsay, there you go again,
He said that, she said that - he did what'
I'll tell you, what he should've done is kick your...(ouch)
But I wouldn't give a dime to watch him waste time on a two-bit talker that's a member of the grapevine,
Like water to wine, you turn words like "Tom was in a bind" to "Tom had gone blind."

Where do you get your information'
Stop the press and hold the line,
Where do you get...Where do you get...
Where do you get your information'

Taking unfriendly fire from inside the jungle of the liar,
It's you he requires,
Don't give in to the line that he won't cry wolf this time,
A peer pressure cooker lid's about to blow,
Everybody telling you what you got to know,
But you're taking direction from story infection,
Look it up, and make a new connection,
Sunshine headlines make the star shine around the globe for the inquiring mind,
Stacked on the rack, it's a paperback racket,
Here's a book you can judge by it's jacket,
"Two-headed baby born to a woman with no head," - shouldn't she be dead'
Like the farmer in Kansas who took some damage from an alien spaceship landing on his cabbage.

Where do you get your information'
Stop the press and hold the line,
Where do you get...Where do you get...
Where do you get your information'

On the blue screen, in the big screen,
On the line in the page, like a media fiend,
Think about it - do you need to change your station'
I ask where you get your information.

Where do you get your information'
Stop the press and hold the line,
Where do you get your information'
Stop the press and hold the line,
Where do you get your information'
Stop the press and hold the line,
Where do you get...Where do you get...
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