A hole that big I'd never seen before
In the tummy of a good ol' boy
Who always wanted more
Then yesterday I saw him satisfied
It seems he met the hole fixin' man
Much to his surprise

But are you for real
Mr. hole fixin man
You fixed my friend can you fix me
Hey Mr. hole fixin man
I'm as broken as a girl can be
So how about fixin' me

All the charms that never were enough
It seems the hole was always
Twice as big no matter what it was
But to see him now is almost to believe
That maybe Mr. hole fixin' man
Might have what I need
But are you for real

(Chorus)

He says you died to rescue me
Hey Mr. hole fixin man
If you've got some proof I will believe
So how about fixin' me
Won't you please
Won't you please
Start by fixin me
Start by fixin me