Jesus turned water into wine on a merry occasion: a miracle for Canaanites, a wedding celebration,
And I do realise moderation is a truly wise ideal.

Away with the swine, with the demons of insanity,
Away with the swine, away with indecency,
Set the mad men free.

I was freed when I was a child in parochial school dress,
Although I rarely really ran wild, one sister swore I was possessed,
Under oath I would have to confess how my friends and I set fires.

Away with the swine, with the demons of insanity,
Away with the swine, away with the indecency,
Set the mad men free.

Away with the swine, with the demons of debauchery,
Away with the swine, away with indecency,
Set the mad men free,
Away with the swine, with the demons of insanity,
Away with the swine, away with idolatry,
Set us all free.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
On a merry occasion,
La, la, la, la, la, la, moderation is a truly wise ideal.