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If it wasnne for your wellies, where would you be'
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy,
If you didnne have your feet in your wellies.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Sean Connery.

Well, wellies ' well, they are wonderful,
And wellies ' yes, they're swell,
They keep out the water, and allegedly they keep in the smell,
When you're sitting your living room, well, you can always tell when someone's just removed their galoshes ' yes, you can.

If it wasnne for your wellies, where would you be'
You'd be in the hospital or infirmary,
'Cause you would have a dose of the flu or even pleurisy,
If you didnne have your feet in your wellies.