I'm not complaining, seems that you've been bugging me lately
But I still like you greatly
You're such a good friend, but remember when you called me an egg
So I put a skunk in your bed

Do you remember that moment vividly, it was you and me, we were out at sea
We were eating spaghetti heartily
I reached into your plate and just grabbed some bolognese
And then dumped it on you, I was in a huff

We can be friends, still be friends
Although we don't always get along, sometimes we sing a different song, yeah
Friends, still be friends
Even when we get so irate, we can still be great mates, yeah

Remember crying just because I borrowed your coat'
It was Angora goat skin
And don't go denying when you ate the TV remote so I couldn't change channels again

Do you recall, it cut me deep, I was still asleep
You quietly creeped into my room and cut the bottom off my tie
Well, Mark, I do apologise, did you realise
How it really hurt when you bleached my shirt

We can be friends, still be friends
Though we don't always agree, it'll always be you and me
Friends, still be friends
Though you might get up my nose, we can still come out rosy

Sometimes it's hard to see how much I love you
And you love me
It just takes a little time to make up when we fight
(when we fight, when we fight)

We can be friends, still be friends
Though you might boss me around, well I won't bring you down Steve
Friends, still be friends
Though you're ridiculously tall, I won't make fun of you at all

We can be friends, still be friends
Although I might give you some flack, well I still got your back, yeah
Friends, still be friends
There is love in this band, though we never hold hands, yeah