Attack of the pulpit masters,
They're coming again,
Look out, look out, look out, look out,
They are coming again,
Oh no, we're swooning,
Swooning,
Whoa Nelly,
We're swooning again.

Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money.

Attack of the pulpit masters,
They're marching over the land,
And we all need Jesus, not these clowns again,
But, oh no, here we go,
We're swooning,
Swooning,
Whoa Nelly,
We're swooning again.

Money's ministers, a money ministry, ministry, money,
Ministry satellites, money and ministry,
Ministry and money, money for satellites,
Money, many money, mini money, mini satellites,
Many, many more, money, many I money,
Many me money, we need money, money, money,
Minister, ministry, ministry, money.

We're swooning,
We're spinning,
A swirling eddy,
A spinning, sucking whirlpool of movie going, rock 'n' rolling, beer drinking, smoking, drug infested porno...
Porno people,
Yeah, we're porno people,
Swooning and swirling, and spinning deeper under the spell of the pulpit masters,
The spinning, sweating, gibbering, gyrating, jumping, hopping, sweat, jump, jumping...

Here we go again,
Look out, look out, look out, they're coming again,
Oh no, I didn't think we'd ever swoon again,
Oh no, we're swooning,
Swooning,
Whoa Nelly.

Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
We need money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money,
Money, money, money, money, money.