now this ain't gonna be your standard love song
but i'm calling it a love song just the same
and i really hope you like it
i want you to keep on smiling
i want everyone to join in all the reindeer game

yes i hope this is the one that gets you happy
cause i swear to you it's coming from my heart
i wrote it for the poor man
i wrote it for the rich man too
it's for everybody here
it's how i felt right from the start
and the chorus goes:

everything, including you, disgusts me
i can hardly stand to open up my eyes upon the day
your history books astound me
but since you people obviously surround me
i hope you had a good time anyway

all you sweating grunting trash beyond my window
i'm telling you i love ya in my way
it's just you're vicious and you're selfish
and you can't see beyond your face
and the worst part is i'm just like you
that's the part that i can't take
so you can see why

everything, including you, disgusts me
i can hardly stand to open up my eyes upon the day
yeah, your history books astound me
but since you people obviously surround me
i guess i hope you had a good time anyway

you've probably guessed by now that
everything, including me, disgusts me
i can hardly stand to open up my eyes upon my face
yeah, the daily news astounds me
but since this nonsense obviously surrounds me
i'm trying to have a good time anyway

(i hate you! why thank you, i hate me too!)

now it's time to say goodnight
to all our company
m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e

now it's time to say goodnight
to all our company
m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e
what's that spell'
mickey mouse (albert fish)
mickey mouse (albert fish)
forever let us hold our banner high
hey there hi there ho there
you're as welcome as can be

i'm talking about
m-i-c
see you real soon!
k-e-y
why not!
m-o-u-s-a