Romeo and Juliet,
Louis and Miss Antoinette,
Napoleon and Josephine,
Mickey and the rodent queen,
Antony and Cleopatra,
Nicholas and Alexandra,
Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane,
Superman and Lois Lane. (impressed)

I am not impressed,
I love you the best, (impressed)
I am not impressed.

It's a bunch of losers,
It's a lot of fools,
A list of victims,
Not all that cool,
And we got nothing, nothing to live up to.

I'll never kill you, this I swear, then kill myself just to be fair,
I'll never need another queen, we'll never face the guillotine,
'Cause love is gentle, love is kind, doesn't poison baby's wine,
Isn't jealous or provoked, doesn't quit or give up hope. (impressed)

I am not impressed,
Forget all the rest,
I am not impressed.

It's just a bunch of losers,
It's a lot of fools,
It's a long list of victims,
It's got nothing to do with me and you,
Et cetera.

(impressed)