You've got the biggest green eyes they've ever seen
And in that red dress
There's no contest
You're the prettiest one around
And you reach down in your purse to check your phone
And already there's five guys trying to light it
When they realize

That everybody wants to know your name
And they're just thinking of the perfect words to break the ice
But every time it's just in vain
Cause you're not impressed
But you're so polite

I know I'm not the sharpest knife you've ever seen
I don't have the clothes
I don't have the hair
I know whats going on and I'm self aware
And for some weird reason
That means more to you
Than what any two bit scene kid could say to you

Cause everybody wants to know your name
And they're just thinking of the perfect words to break the ice
But every time it's just in vain
Cause you're not impressed
But you're so polite