I've been here forty years, I've been here since dirt,
Do you know what dirt is'
Dirt,
Do you know where Herb's garage is'
You hard of hearing'
I own my garage,
Used to go to that theatre over there,
You know where it is'
Used to go there for a dime,
You could go from here to Garden Grove,
It was always two lane highways,
Do you know how old I am'
Do you know how old I am'

First license in this town was Dick's horse's,
Drink sold his license around,
Do you know how old I am'

How you lighting that cigarette'
That's the wrong way to burn 'em,
Two lights, and turn right,
Two lights, and turn right,
I could write a song in a heartbeat,
If you ever see my darling, we'll drink another drink to steal,
Stealing,
Do you know what I'm saying'
Are you hard of hearing'
Do you know how old I am'

One more light, my darling,
We had one doughnut and a cup,
Do you even know when you...'
Hold on, let me get those legs together,
Hold on, let me get those legs together.

Wolchek was the fastest race car driver,
If you think you're smart,
Wolchek was over the wall in Indianapolis,
Over that wall,
Do you know how old I am'
My dad built that car,
My father built some of the finest race cars in the world,
Do you know how old I am'
This is probably the last cigarette I'll ever get in my life.