Sister Mariana Trench has got the faith that moves mountains,
You can find her after church on a bench by the fountain,
And if you wanna just believe, you'll perceive her devotion,
And if you wanna see faith at a fever pitch...

Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the ocean.

Sister Mariana Trench, she'll be praying and fasting,
She's got a Bible in her hand,
She's got the life everlasting,
You might find you've fallen in her depths of holy emotion,
If you're trading doubt for faith, she can make that switch.

Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the ocean.

She's got the love of God so deep it will make you weep,
With a word, inspire,
Just above her head, you'd swear there's a halo there,
In her eyes burns a holy fire.

Sister Mariana Trench, she's old, but she's able to look into your soul, and put her cards on the table,
No good mincing words,
She's got the book and it's open,
If you're neither hot or cold she'll kick you off of the fence.

Mariana Trench, the deepest part of the ocean,
The deepest part of the ocean,
The deepest part of the ocean,
The deepest part of the ocean,
The deepest part of the ocean.

(ad lib, fade)