Wisemen:
Oh no! What we gonna do'
The king likes Daniel
More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do'
We gotta get him out of here.
(repeat)

Wiseman#1:
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale

Wiseman#3:
We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him
Meet a hungry crocodile

We could put him on a camel's back
And send him of to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur

We could give him jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostrils with sorbet

We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon

Wiseman#2
Or....(whispers)

Wiseman#1:
I like it!

Wiseman#3:
It's sneaky!

Wiseman#1:
And it just...

Wiseman #3:
Might...

Wiseman#2:
Work!

Wisemen:
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!