We didn't have a lot of fun in the desert
We didn't have a lot of fun in the sand
So saddle up your cow and fall behind us now
Cause we're going to the promised land

For years I've eaten nothing but manna
The dish that is filling but bland
But we're on our way
I'll have a cheese souffl?
'Cause we're going to the promised land

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Well in the promised land
It's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great
Oh we can hardly wait
'Cause we're going to the promised land

The dining was lousy with Moses
But we'll be feasting with Josh in command
I'd like a taco please with some pintos and cheese
'Cause we're going to the promised land

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(Chorus 2)
Well in the promised land
It's gonna be so grand
We'll have our fill from the grill
As much as we can stand
It'll be so great
With waffles on my plate
'Cause we're going to the promised land

(Waffles sound so good right now
I can just see the feast)

They saw it's flowing with milk and honey
They say it's flowing with milk and honey
It's flowing with milk and honey
'Cause we're going to the promised land

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