All day long in the crowded halls
And then I sit in a boring class
I'm bumping into the junkies
Where they tell me I came from the monkeys
But I know a girl who goes to a school
Her classroom is in her house
And it's like no other
And the teacher is her mother
Some say she is a mystery
But she sure knows her history

Homeschool girl
She's a homeschool girl
Homeschool girl
Some girls I know, they dress real wild
Let me in your world

For popularity and fame
But homeschool girl sees through all that
She doesn't have to play that game
All that time at the kitchen table
I like coffee and I like tea
And man, she can make a mean cup
But still she knows what's up
We're about the same age, but don't be mislead
Cause she's already three grades ahead

I'm just praying that my grades don't slip
But homeschool girl, she's talking full scholarship