Everything is g great, everything is good,
Everything's alright; it's all like it should be,
Everyone's invited, everyone but me,
Everyone's afraid to say what everyone can see.

I don't want to waste our time like that,
I don't want to pretend that the friendship's fat,
Everything's perfect but the band.

No one here talks back, no one here speaks out,
No one here thinks deep, no one here keeps count,
Everyone's invited, everyone but me,
Everyone's afraid to say what everyone can see.

I don't want to waste our time like that,
I don't want to pretend that the friendship's fat,
Everything's perfect but the band.

And everything's okay,
And we can sit and smile plastic smiles from across the room,
And everything is good,
We sit alone together, and I wonder what I ever did to make you act so ignorant,
And if everything's true, then why do you hate me if I'm wrong'

I don't want to waste our time like that,
I don't want to pretend that the friendship's fat,
Everything's perfect but the band.