Hey, could ya help, Jenny J.'
Got a problem at home and I don't really know what to do,
Oh, the kid's outta control,
And the ring in the nose, and the terrible clothes gotta go,
And he won't listen to me,
Is he just too blind to see'
See that he's angry with me,
And he doesn't feel love as I give him a shove out the door,
And his problem is with me,
Am I just too blind to see'
(And that's what you need)

Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, yeah, yeah.

Hey, could ya help, Sally J.'
World you look at his hair and the far away stare in his eyes'
And I just don't understand,
Is my head stuck in the sand'
( that's what you need)

Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, (what you need)
Total inside makeover, yeah.

I will be your shrink.