He might just look a little bit kooky, but he thinks that's okay,
He needs a job to pay off his mortgage and his Chevrolet,
If tricks you want, then he ain't your person - all he does is stand,
Except the time when he is running from the policeman.

Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me,
Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me.

It might surprise you: he went to college and got his degree,
It's hard to find a job with a major in plant psychology,
His identity he tries to keep secret, but not because he's great,
'Cause the girls will just keep on a-laughing and he'll never get a date.

Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me,
Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me.

Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me,
Banana man, one, two, three,
Banana man - yeah, banana man,
Banana man, dance with me.